Oswaldude
I like tacos, nobody gets them like I do.

fuckyouimnotyourfriend:

Julian Casablancas is literally the nicest man alive. When I meet him, he made jokes. He laughed a lot. And he also stayed a freaking hour at the airport hanging out with us and asking us things as if we were friends, and remembered some of his fans so, yeah. You all gotta meet him sometime.

Deme dos con copia y tres con pasto y llorona
Kawren, pidiendo tacos.

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(via teenwoolfe)

mylifebyjake reminds me of today, although nothing major happened. 

(via thenotsogreatgatsbyy)

(Source: theoutsiders)

myidealhome:

¿ Que quieres decir?
Eras virgen y , sin embargo, me seduces como si tuvieras mucha experiencia.
No me digas que tu eres de los que creen que la existencia del himen significa total ignorancia por parte de la mujer.
Arrastrame al pasado (via life-for-rent-natu)

Look around.

(Source: crazychipmunk)

bravestwarriors:

frederator-studios:

Bravest Warriors Swimsuit Edition

It’s 173 degrees here in Burbank. Production is slowing as all our animation cels are melting. At least the Warriors have the right idea.

CANNONBALL!!!

im-simply-me:

This would be the best tattoo. 

im-simply-me:

This would be the best tattoo. 

(Source: bluexprincessx)

fabriciomora:

Portraits II - Fernanda Ramirez

(Source: 500px.com)

swinton:

Dolores del Río by Diego Rivera.
This is by far the best quality version of this painting I have ever seen. Now imagine it as a big poster on your wall. source. 

swinton:

Dolores del Río by Diego Rivera.

This is by far the best quality version of this painting I have ever seen. Now imagine it as a big poster on your wall. source

daydreamer-mind:

❤️❤️❤️

Pft..

(Source: yuuba)

  • my needs:
  • 1. sleep
  • 2. you
  • 3. sleep with you